Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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