But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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