No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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