I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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