We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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