I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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