i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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