I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
