Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
