i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You don't make any sense
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