What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I fill condoms, not promises.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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