Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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