She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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