Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
