They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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