I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
this just has baby written all over it
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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