The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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