in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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