do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
