He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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