so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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