sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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