You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i think my mom watched the whole time
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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