Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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