yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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