Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
