I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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