No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my being single is dangerous.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
there is puke in my bra ... again
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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