Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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