How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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