okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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