just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
