so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's never too late to be topless.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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