There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
two words...techno handjob
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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