ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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