Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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