So drunk, too bad you don't want this
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
