There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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