Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
