I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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