the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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