he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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