i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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