I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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