yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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