Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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