love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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