Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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