Betty ford says i'm here all night
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Dicks are not precious.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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