i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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