perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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