if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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