Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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