What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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