Kareoke will never be a sober sport
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
