i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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