I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i dont even know how to be here
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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