You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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