Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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