babies were throwing up all over the place
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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