singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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