3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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